"In the world there are, on average, five people...
There are 5 sexy motherf*ckers out there. ☺More Laughs Here.
Lay me on a hospital bed.
I really want to get into an accident. To see who cared enough to come see me. To see who cared enough to cry. To see who cared enough to just know that I’m alright. To see who cared enough to stay with me all night. To see who cared enough to drop everything just for me. To see who cared enough to wait to see my eyes open again. I don’t want anything tragic to happen to me though. I just want...
Shakespeare: "Never play with the feelings of others because you may win the game but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for a lifetime.
Napoleon: "The world suffers a lot. Not because of the violence of bad people, but because of the silence of good people.
Einstein: "I am thankful to all those who said NO to me, because of them I did it myself"
Mahatma Gandhi: "The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong"
Dr. Seuss: "Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."
I'm assuming the London Olympics will have...
Why can’t sluts count to 70?
josephemil: noobjake: Because 69’s a mouthful. heheheho