March 2012
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The United States of America on college education
Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
everyone: are you okay
everyone: you look tired
everyone: you look upset
everyone: you look confused
everyone: are you mad at me
everyone: what are you mad at
me: IT'S MY FAAAAAAAAACE
5 weeks ago: temple run
4 weeks ago: cinnamon challenge
3 weeks ago: project x
2 weeks ago: kony
1 week ago: draw something
This week: Hunger Games
When a girl opens up to you, she trusts you.
justyvonne:
Don’t be the reason she puts her guard back up.
Watch
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
Watchdarth-ero:
meesterpanda:
touchbutts:
This is how the ratchet black girls dance at my school. You asian girls, take notes.
OH MY GOD
This guy dances better than some girls I know -_-“
WERK, BITCH.
This feeling won’t go away. It’s like being hungry with no appetite. Or being tired but not enough to be asleep. Being bored and having nothing to satisfy the boredom. It’s pathetic. The loneliness is starting to eat me away and lead to a place I didn’t want to go back to. The bottomless ocean I used to drown in is starting to fill up once more. I always manage to swim to...
Feelin' a bit lonely tonight
meesterpanda:
but I’ve forgotten a night when I wasn’t.
Watchkatiejanette:
this was so entertaining.
