My mom + My dad - Condom = Greatest person alive.
Getting a good grade in your worst subject
When you're out with your friends,
imclarktheshark: and you spot a cute guy, at first you’re like: Then you wait for a sec, and you start to look at each other like i Knew girls did that too lmao
Guys drink to forget about girls. Girls drink to...
I can’t believe Sam and Freddie are together.. that’s crazy.– Timothy Delaghetto (via justyvonne)
papajae-deactivated20121119 asked: It's "God damnit Ponce"
papajae: -charmaine: I think Italian asian mixes are so cute. Me too… <3 pants “Dammit Ponce!” That’s all I ever hear in my head when Jae gets mad at him. Hahah!
Sometimes, you think you're over with someone, but...
In a one hour session, the user will consume about...
papajae: realgoodgirl: Yum. That’s attractive. I actually consume 500 times that amount <3 and the ladies find me sexy…
What if 20 years from now your kid gets back from...
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